shoutouts to my big brother waluigi for being the biggest LOSER in the ENTIRE mushroom kingdom cuz he's like the biggest loser EVER. NO weeg i DON'T miss you or anything what the fuck are you talking about. that's for losers and unlike you i'm NOT a loser.
... okay fine maybe i miss you a LITTLE bit, weeg. maybe you're a loser but like... you're a cool ENOUGH loser i guess... at least you liked helping out with scheming and stuff. and you'd let me join you guys in karting and golfing and stuff. and you'd do my hair and help me when i felt bad. and my favorite axe WAS a gift from me... so i GUESS that even if you ARE the galaxy's biggest loser i... GUESS i kinda miss you. and i love you, or whatever. i hope you're like, happy wherever you are, cuz like... you deserve it? even if i'll always think you're a loser.
- apricot 🪓 (aka a fictive of wapeach from mario)
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