what is hand sanitiser, anyway
{ ☪ } —; Ah, a new family? It certainly was not what the princess had been expecting so soon! Familiarising herself with the new nooks and crannies of the household, she comes across a dark red bottle-- eyes glistening with glee. Could this be the fated hand sanitiser of Earth she'd heard many tales about? Perhaps! Wow, she sure was lucky today!
Piling the liquid upon flat palms, she delicately rubs them together-- hands now dripping almost blood red. "Hmm, I do not believe this is to correct.." Musing, hands now smelling of vinegar, among many other smells.
Now footsteps are heard throughout the kitchen, causing Asseylum to pause suddenly, and knocking the bottle over, (which topples the red liquid onto the counter, much to her own dishevelment). To her very error, it seems as though the kitchen has now suffered one gruesome murder-- though, not exactly. Hands covered in ketchup, now Asseylum has come to the realisation this was not the hand sanitiser she'd heard of. How unlucky!
"This liquid is quite sticky," Yes, a big mistake. "I may have misread my information.."