#nitpicker

[linkandorf]

Every Mario Character Update #3

Donkey Kong Jr. (Arcade, 1982)

Some quirky classic enemies and an ape with a questionable identity. But he can drive a car!!!

If you think I missed anyone or don't recognize someone, please let me know!

[anonbeadraws]

I’m so happy to announce that I was approached to do gallery art for next The Adventure Zone graphic novel!   And when they said I could draw anything,,,how could i resist subjecting helpless readers to my version of the deals warlock?

✨i do commissions!| If you fancy tipping✨

[mooselybased]

The Adventure Zone Balance Episode 59 - Ernest, the Nitpicker

Such a climactic episode! Who better to represent it than this asshole??

[spending-life-pretending]

I’m listening to TAZ and the nitpicker is just doughboy from the Kane Chronicles.

[taz-quotes]

Merle: [setting Nitpicker down in front of a keypad] Go get ‘em, tiger.

Nitpicker: What the fuck is wrong with you? How are you this bad at adventuring? You know what I do, I pick locks and stuff! Does this look like a lock? No, it looks like a fuckin Tandy 5000! What am I supposed to do about this?

Merle: Well, I-

Nitpicker: Hold on, let me put on my cool fuckin backwards visor and just Swordfish this shit. No, I can’t do anything with this, what’re you talking about? I’m a little gnome!

[incorrect-taz-quotes]

Nitpicker: Admit it, you all think magical items are just tools built by humans to make their lives easier.

Merle: Well, aren't they?

Nitpicker: I never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!

[taz-quotes]

Nitpicker: Where’s your dumb friends, huh?

Merle: I don’t have any dumb friends. Yeah, I do...

Nitpicker: Oh, good comeback, good comeback. It’s a real Night at the Apollo here. You always bring me to the nicest places. Haunted crystal torture chambers and towns that explode every fucking hour. This is great stuff Merle, I really enjoy living in your bag.