#nitrogenousbean

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nitrogenousbean replied to your post: nitrogenousbean replied to your post: ...

My whole life tbh

My life is a spooky sleepover. A big, spooky sleepover. 

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nitrogenousbean replied to your post: You’re a dad who is also a goth. You e...

I get pajama goth every time I think the results are all based on how you answered the bloated question

lol pajama goth. sounds like a spooky sleepover

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nitrogenousbean replied to your photo “she literally fell asleep as soon as i took her out like what was the...”

Lol I wish I was a bearded dragon

so that u can be hanging out on my titties and all?

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I was tagged in a thing by nitrogenousean 

Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person that tagged you. (too lazy for that tbh)

What was your…


Last Drink: almond milk. Last Phone Call: to work because i was running late 
Last Text Message: to my neighbor to make plans to hang out. Last song you listened to: Pitseleh by Elliott Smith Last time you cried: last week

Have you ever…


Dated someone twice: Nope. 
Been cheated on: I’ve never been in a real relationship. Kissed someone and regretted it: i suppose so. 
Lost someone special: Yeah. Twice. Been depressed: I have clinical depression? Been drunk and thrown up: yep 

In the past year have you…


Made a new friend: Yes 
Fallen out of love: I guess, though I may not have really been in love in the first place. Laughed until you cried: yeah.  
Met someone who changed you: Yes Found out who your true friends are: yeah. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah.  
Kissed anyone on your FB list: a few actually.  parties are weird. 

General…


How many people on your FB friends do you know IRL: most of them. Do you have any pets: no. Do you want to change your name: No. What did you do for your last birthday party: I haven’t had a birthday party in years. What time did you wake up today: like 8am. Last time you saw your mother: few hours ago. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I want to not have social anxiety. 
What are you listening to rn: Baby Britain by Elliott Smith. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: he’s one of the managers at my job. What’s getting on your nerves rn: one of the new guys at work looks like a carbon copy of this guy i used to know. Blood type: idk, . 
Nickname(s): k-fed Relationship Status: single and suffering from social anxiety. Zodiac sign: Sun sign-Cancer Moon sign- Leo. Pronouns: She/her/hers (cis) 
Favourite TV show: intervention High school: Eisenhower. College: oakland university. 
Major: Japanese 
Hair colour: brown 
Long or short: long. Do you have a crush on someone?: not really (unless the new guy at work is straight/bi/pan.) 
What do you like about yourself: I like my sense of humor. 
Tattoos: none yet. Righty or lefty: righty. First surgery:adenoids removed when I was 2 ish. First piercing: Ears First best friend: Erica. First sport you joined: tennis First vacation: Disney World 
Eating: I had steak and some corn 
Drinking: water.
 I’m about to: take a piss Listening to: Somebody that I used to know by Elliott Smith, as I’m listening to an Elliott Smith playlist. Waiting for: monday so i can talk to the new guy.  All I’ve said was, “excuse me” when he was in my way. Want kids: maybe i’ll adopt someday. 
Get married: maybe
 Career: either teaching or translating or marry a rich man

Which is better…


Lips or eyes: you need both! Hugs or kisses: hugs. Shorter or taller: taller i guess Older or younger: don’t care as long as it’s within three years of my age Romantic or spontaneous: both? Sensitive or loud: Sensitive. 
Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

Have you ever…


Kissed a stranger: yeah then i added him on facebook. he’s gay but he said he was bisexual when he’s drunk. 
Drank hard liquor: oh yeah. Lost glasses/contacts: nope. 
Sex on first date: nope. Broke someone’s heart: not that i know of. Been arrested: Nope. Turn someone down: Yeah. 
Cried when someone died: Yeah. 
Fallen for a friend: ahahaha *sweats nervously*

Do you believe in…


Yourself: sometimes. 
Miracles: sure. 
Love at first sight: eh. 
Heaven: not really but maybe Santa Claus: i’ve seen him at the mall Kiss at first date: Depends on the date. Angels: idk

Thanks Sarah!

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this market squid loves skating and wants to tell the world that spots are beautiful

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nitrogenousbean replied to your photoset “The Hunger Games? John Green books? no i only read Unique...”

where did you get this

my great grandfather was a detective and my mom had a lot of his crime books. she was going to throw them out but i took them and am now the proud owner of several books full of mugshots and personal information about gang members #score

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Your Fave is Problematic: nitrogenousbean

- googles pictures of crazy frog and is apparently fixated on his penis

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Hi this is a Tumblr hug! Pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers and don’t break the chain :)

<3 omg