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Lapierre while mic’d up: “We’re gonna DOMINATE them”
Okay fam, we are so close to puck drop (and I’m excited!!!!!), so it’s time to give out my predictions for season firsts!
I think the first goal of the season will be scored by Dylan Strome. That’s just a gut feeling I had, and I’m rolling with it as my official prediction
I think the first power play goal of the year (if it’s not the first overall goal) will be scored by Ovi, Carly will get at least one of the assists on the first goal, and Tom will get the first bone-crunching hit
And then, I think PLD will welcome himself to the team in the most Capitals way possible: he will take the first penalty of the season
LMAO Olie Kolzig is on the pregame and he mentioned that the guys said they HATE shooting on Chuck and Logan in practice because they both catch the other way so they can’t properly practice their shootout moves and such 😂😂😂😂
SGARBOSSA’S GOAL SONG IS PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 😂🏴☠️
Perfect goal song choice no notes 11/10
Oh my god Craig Smith said he shouted at Jack Hughes to pass him the puck to trick him and HE ACTUALLY DID IT I’m dying
Sandin lost his stick and went “what do I do with my hands????”
Answer: fuckin toss some dude to the ice
Okay the Caps have clearly declared that this is gonna be a wacky anything goes type of game, so I would like to make some requests for what I’d like to see in the last game of the year
Alex Alex first NHL goal
Conor Sheary goal as reward for perfect attendance
NAK goal - he’s played very well this year and never gets rewarded and has been robbed so many times, I want him to finally be rewarded with one
Nick Jensen goal cause I wanna hear his goal song again (It’s “Big Energy” btw if you didn’t know, which simply KILLS me)
Kuzy does something wacky
They BETTER get that goalie in for a few minutes
Obsessed with Joe B’s implication that the devils are purposely trying to lose this game so they can play the rangers instead of the panthers in the playoffs