Admiral is on my shit list so… get dunked on 📝
PLS bestie- just cause he's on your shit list I'll do him so rude for you
..... It started with his alarm.
It went off today at what he thought was an hour later than he was supposed to be out of bed.
Thinking he'd merely snoozed his alarm too many times that morning, Admiral had panicked and rushed to get himself ready for work.
It continued in the bathroom, when his shower leaves him smelling like beef broth.
When he moves to brush his teeth, he discovers that the sink water is also beef.
He chances a look at his phone.
Friday, April 1st
...
This explains the broth. Someone must have sabotaged the water heater.
It could be any number of perpetrators - especially today - but with only a little over 10 minutes to leave for work, Admiral couldn't afford to ponder.
Cursing as he hastily pulls on his uniform and straightens his bandana, Admiral shudders when he shoves his foot into his boot with an alarming squelch.
Removing said foot reveals JELLO was the source of his latest displeasure.
Stars above.
"PAP--PIXEL!!!!" Admiral bellows, eagerly removing his soiled sock and flinging it at Pix's skull when he appears.
Admiral misses, of course.
"jello, bro - what's your beef?" Pix asks, a damn cigarette hanging from his teeth.
"DON'T YOU START WITH ME!!" Admiral cries, pointing an accusatory finger at Pix. "YOUR PUNNERY ONLY SOLIDIFIES YOUR GUILT!!"
"i foot-n't know what you're talkin' about." He easily responds, dodging a jello-filled boot with a grin on his face.
"THAT WAS WEAK AND YOU KNOW IT!!!" Admiral screams, visibly fuming.
But Pix isn't done, yet. "hey, bro?"
"WHAT."
"it's sunday."
Admiral's screeching could be heard throughout the estate.
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