#nm plays starfinder

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Josh: No, Michael Bay scattered his consciousness over a cyborg clone army. The Michael Borg.

Dag: Each of them is, of course, rigged with explosives.

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Trouble has officially rejoined the Getaway Crew, and they’re all fucking pissed and I’m very happy with this because they have every reason to be.

Please pray for my poor space tiefling.

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It does a square dance on it's way over to-*dice roll*-FUCK!!!

@ostrichmonkey, failing a roll for an enemy, after which we all broke down for like a solid minute laughing

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Yeah, I'm stuck in this creepy fuckin' simulation and I'm gonna listen to the creepy fuckin' voice tell me about the 'answers in the dark'?  You're bullshit, voice!  This is all bullshit!  Fuck off!

@tiefamat, as Dresk, talking to a creepy brain voice

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Josh: And circling around the tower there is one more thing. A dragon.

Justice: Darkling pulls out his sniper rifle. "Yeahhhhhh!"

Josh: The dragon pulls out its sniper rifle!

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When faced with a giant sea monster:

Calci: I imagine there's a round of screaming.

Justice: 'You guys get a surprise round!'

Justice: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Loyal: 'You get a surprise round!'

Loyal: 'We spend it being surprised!'

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Darkling: Hey, we survived a nuke, guys! Check that off the bucket list!

Dresk: That was never ON my bucket list!

Darkling: You have a weak-ass bucket list...

Cavi: Didn't think it would be this soon I was hit by another one of those.

Darkling & Kriskrik: A...another one...?

Cavi: *raps on her metal arm and grins*

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Calci: Hey, you can ask him about your weird book that seems to be updating itself!

Dag (deadpan serious): No, that seems pretty self-explanatory.