#no highkey

[iovetecchou]

*ahem* summoning all my jouno fuckers ‼️ check out my kinktober masterlist… might have made an exception for him 👩🏻‍💻

[witchy-mel]

a gary face study w/ smth extra

[sukirichi]

hi mommy, it's your golden child here.

we woke up and you weren't there, daddy said you went to the hospital 😭. you better not be pushing out another baby, @sixeyesgojo , @gojos-mochi and I don't want another sibling 😡😡😡😡. anyway, daddy looked concerned about it. he also said he was going to prepare a special meal for you when you came home. it was weird because he's never even filled a cup of water before, but he looked very confident. I was even more confused cause he smirked when he said it and pointed towards his crotch??? mommy, what is daddy even saying he is so crazy sometimes 🙄???? I hope you enjoy the meal, even though he said it would make your throat sore in the morning. maybe its a really hot soup? seems counterproductive. idk I'm gonna go join Nie and draw with sharpie on the walls. it's okay cause I'll write "best mommy & daddy ever" tho 😇😇😇😇

MY GOLDEN CHILD ELLIE 🥺🥺💕💕

HELL NAH IM TIRED OF GIVING BIRTH 💀💀💀 I JUST LOVE THE BABYMAKING PROCESS WITH YOUR DAD NAOYA BUT I THINK BOTH OF US ARE DONE WITH THE ACTUAL PARENTING 💀 i mean,,, you guys turned out this way so that says enough about our capabilities as parents 😃 MFER YOUR DADDY DID THAT?! Gosh, I'm gonna—husband! Where are you?! FUCKER NO HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT IN FRONT OF YALL 😭😭😭😭 but also yes its just hot soup sweetheart 😛😛😛😒😒😒 awww thats okay babe, i dont do the cleaning around the house anyways so do what you want and my babies are so sweet omg 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 i love you all

[lovetogether]

I like how much severance is a show about plurality

[thewidowbailey]

I’m having a crisis right now because I’m not an immediate friend or significant other of Jensen Ackles. I know he’s married but I’m weak and hopefully this will pass.