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i am not even surprised. i have waited around 5 months to see jan again, at the hill, and ofc he got DSQ. what a classic. o_____0

#ski jumping #no dani #no jan #at least gregor won the quali #and team poland is there #sgp19 #sgp19hinzenbach

If you ever have to swallow your feelings, at least chew them well or you might choke.

“Ach, okee. That advice would have been useful to me about 500 years ago.”

#no jan #that makes no sense Jan #v: tulpen en madeliefjes #elastadelreino

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Mijn alles, you know a lot about Canada, yes? You...

“What in God’s name is a camel toe?” If anything this is only serving to confuse her further. Camel Toe is not a jacket brand. She knows this. She knows female fashions, even athleisure wear.

“Oh, of course. It’s a wardrobe malfunction when pants are too tight and the shape of a woman’s kut and labia are on display. A moose knuckle shows a visible outline of a man’s klootzak. “

Jan holds up his hand in the shape of a cloven hoof which also is said to look like, well, the aforementioned ball sack.

@lilli-of-the-mountain

#CAMEL TOE THE JACKET #no Jan #v: tulpen en madeliefjes #lilliofthemountain

[Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend so much that you bought an island so you don’t have to deal with clothes?]

This guy right here: