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[junk-whunk-punk]

Celebrimbutt appreciation club

[daemon-in-my-head]

There is absolutely no way in hell I'm getting any of the things done that I wanted to finish by today, but I've also been way too not here lately, so. WIP of the Hellsing AU that I've been enabled to contemplate

So much. Left. To do.

[whatif-ialreadydid]

i am meeting belle irl on saturday 🥹

@cerisereids i’m gonna cry fr so prep urself

[dhampiravidi]

my mental health, measured by how much I like Batman

age 5: Watches the Justice League cartoon every week (@ 8 PM sharp because this is the Era Before Streaming), specifically for Batman. Assumes that Batman is in a relationship w/Wonder Woman, since they keep flirting. Strangely understands/relates when Batman explains that he doesn’t do romance since he’s “a rich kid with issues”.

age ??: Is Batgirl for Halloween, which really just means she’s Batman in a costume designed for small girls her age. Doesn’t know why there’s little fins on the gloves, but thinks they’re fun to play with.

age 13: Her drawings all consist of tic-tac-toe (played solo), rough 2-D boxes (drawn to manage anxiety), cartoonish cats (meow) & Batman symbols. When asked to answer a prompt about who she’d invite to her dream Thanksgiving dinner, she writes a story about Batman saving her from Joker. This Batman goes to dinner with her and Jack Skellington, then later adopts her as part of a story that will take up at least 1 whole composition notebook.

age 15: Her main RP OC is the daughter of Batman, a semi-polished version of the self-insert she created a few years earlier. She’s upset when she can’t find many people willing to interact with an OC.

age ??: She develops the disturbing theory that she herself could be the version of an archetype who lives on Earth-33 (what DC Comics’s Prime Earth aka Earth-1 would call our Earth/the “real world”). In other words, she only is interested in her DC OC & various fandoms because she is the amalgamation of versions of herself who were sent to Earth-33 as their respective universes were dying. As a result, every fictional character crush would have been her actual love interest (or at least someone she actually knew) & she’s constantly having nostalgia for lives she can never experience.

age 17: Has dreams where Bruce Wayne is her biological father, who occasionally drops in to offer helpful advice or money (private school costs a lot).

age 23: Is seriously wondering whether living in the crime-riddled Gotham City (& by extension, the DCU) as Batman’s daughter would be worth it. Benefits would include getting to help people & go on adventures as a vigilante, having a big family of relatively nice people, ALFRED, not having “should this job be my career?” be 1 of the biggest worries in life, etc. Occasionally feels bad for crushing on SO MANY fictional people.

[jokeson-u]

kate when a woman tries to kill her: hot

[mccourtytwins]

[coffeebooh]

an underrated friendship in yj would probably be m’gann and dick but y’all are not ready to hear abt it

[1luckyrubberducky]

*kisses u on ur little beak*

merry Christmas little duckie:)

Hahahahahahahadoitagainhahahahah

MERRY CHRISTMAS FLING!!