#no teams

[slicksquid]

im very excited to see how nintendo online fucks up during splatfest this time

[kakashi-vibes]

Life must be so challenging as a single dad of three. Thoughts n prayers.

Big misconception on your part, I am actually not their biological father. They too get this confused. Like for example when they break into my house to play a video game. Sigh, but what can you do. Cant say no when a 12 year old challenges you to Mario kart.

[bestofyosuke]

team nothing

[ichxgo]

en--kralj replied to your post:/blows hot air in his ear

TAG TEAM

[STFU U]

[ichxgo]

vulgar-display-of-vanity replied to your post:Squints. "Hashtag things to do later?" Squints some more. Squints at you.

"Don’t think I didn’t see that either. AND DON’T PUNCH THE TWIN. BAD ICHI!"

BUT PUNCHING IS HOW THEY SAY I CARE ABOUT YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. IT'S LEGIT AFFECTION.

[peetaespaintings]

*a while ago, two friends of me and I had a discussion after watching Twilight for the first time*

Friend: So, are you team Edward of team Jacob?

Me: Peeta Mellark

Other friend: Nooo, Edward or Jacob?

Me: Edward, cause he plays piano.

Friend: nooo Jacob! He is so handsome, and cool! Edward is a dirty vampire!

Me: Jacob is a wolf!

Other friend: But Jacob is more handsome!

Me: Well, I know a character who is not a wolf or vampire, and is very handsome, funny and sweet.

Friend: Who?

Me: Peeta Mellark bitchesss

[dtafakari]

Just when we have convinced ourselves “it’s only hair” or “I am not my hair” and that it’s no big deal to chop it off, grow it out, dye it up, rock it straightened or kinky, someone slaps us with this: “The majority of women with natural hair look like monkeys.”