2018 cee wouldn’t deny us the Yoongi smut because of a technicality :(( I miss her :((
you know whAT if you miss her so much you can HAVE HER BACK
prince taehyung!!!! dated may 2018!!!!! unreleased fic because 2018!cee never got around to finishing it!!!
“good morning, y/n~” you look up from the counter to see tae walking into the bakery carrying a basket of strawberries “look what i have for you today!”
ah
kim taehyung
you never know how he’s so fresh-faced and energized this damn early in the morning
he moved here a year and a half ago and the first time you talked to him was when you were scolding him for popping a mini muffin into his mouth thiNKing he could get away with it
you made him spit it out into a cloth AND you made him pay for it
at the end of the day nobody won because the muffin was only worth 2 pennies
he’s a fruit farmer!!! and since you’ve established such a great relationship with him he brings you seasonal fruits from his farm two to three times a week which is awfully sweet of him
you use a lot of his fruits in your pastries
but the strawberry shortcakes seem to be the most popular item in your bakery
along with the apple turnovers and blueberry pies of course
you keep insisting to pay him for the literal fruits of his labour but he always waves you off and tells you it’s fine
the deal is that he gets to pick at whatever pastries he wants for free since he’s your fruit suppli-
ok that’s enough i physically cannot read any more of this
I would like to simply turn into a merman and go live in the ocean, maybe find a awesome mer boyfriend, and that's it. I have tried being a person in the real world, but it is not for me. Thanks, no thanks
I DON'T WANT A SUGAR DADDY!! STOP ASKING ME!!! 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 I'm just here to chill look at the things I like and meet some fellow CBD/ weed ppl..