Here's No-Eyes! He's the arch nemesis of Skirty and loves nothing more than to make his rival's day worse. He is blind, though that hasn't nerfed him too hard from doing the things he loves, like crossdressing, merging into lanes without looking, and speed-running video games.
He usually works off the "Rule of Funny" in that his moral code is solely dependent on whether it would make for a good comedic bit or not. On one hand, this means he doesn't overstep his boundaries when it comes to sensitive subjects. On the other hand, he has a pie that he will throw at you after this sentence. (Uh oh, looks like it hit the fourth wall. That'll take a while to fix...)
No-Eyes is technically his own self-given name, as his "real" name is Gordon, but he finds it lame. He doesn't care about gender but uses He/Him pronouns anyway because he's too lazy to change them.
