Apr 14, 2012
My iPod watch
Chris: Well you did just reference Dick Tracy, loser nerd.
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My iPod watch
Chris: Well you did just reference Dick Tracy, loser nerd.
On Cutlerish
Me: I'm excited to meet cutlerish.
Chris: why?
Me: He created missing-e! He's like our supreme overlord!
This road trip needs more snacks and less AC/DC.
I love you, always remember how beautiful you are
He has a way of knowing when to say just the right things. <3
19 years
19 years ago, Chris was in an accident that put him in a coma. An accident with injuries and a closed head injury so severe the doctors thought he might not fully recover. They told his mom that he would have to be taught to walk, talk, use the bathroom, and generally function again.
He came out of the coma and wrote, "what the fuck happened?" (He had a tube down his throat so he couldn't talk.)
So, obviously those doctors didn't know what they were talking about. Or who they were dealing with.
According to Chris, when I match and fold socks, it's "sock magic".
She looks like a ginger had sex with a black guy.
Chris, describing Maya Rudolph,while watching "Bridesmaids".
That lady looks like she's made out of wood! And look at that nostril!
Chris, while watching "Bridesmaids"