#noah levin

[booklovinghobbit]

Nasrin: uh oh

Noah: what?

Nasrin: someone's in loooove

Noah: yeah, right. I don't even like Alban. It's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*later*

Noah: oh, no

[booklovinghobbit]

Alban about Noah: I'm looking for my boyfriend

Alban: Short. Black hair. Bit of a bitch

[booklovinghobbit]

Noah: You're so annoying

Alban: Stop holding my hand, then

Noah: No

[booklovinghobbit]

Alban: Go to bed! It's three am! If you don't you'll hate yourself in the morning

Noah: Jokes on you! I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!

[booklovinghobbit]

Noah: Have you ever been yelled at by Alban?

Nasrin: I'm not scared of him.

Noah:

Noah: So that's a no.

[booklovinghobbit]

Alban: I challenge you to an armwrestling competition!

Noah: You're on!

Alban:

Noah:

Noah: We're just holding hands?

Alban: Yeah

[booklovinghobbit]

Noah: Wait. Did you just flirt with me?

Alban: I have been for the past two months but thanks for noticing.

[booklovinghobbit]

Straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups are like: *introvert who can bring their drawings to life*, *space nerd that can communicate with animals*, *the mom friend who gets injured everytime anyone else in the group does, but can also predict when this will happen*, *pyrokinetic redhead with telepathic abilities*, *top of the class lesbian with telkinesis* *short gremlin with destructive and healing powers*, Noah