Adam Bloom: Excuse me, are you the librarian?
Julian Barratt/Victor: No, I am pompom the dancing horse of course I am the librarian you balmy twat! What sad little pornographic theories do you want today? The Bosom Connection, Donna Reed’s Tiny Panties, The Popup Book Of Knobs?
Adam Bloom: Just wanted a book on sewing so I could do some new material.
Julian Barratt/Victor: Gods seize him, his tiny mind offends me! These are the greatest works of literature you dribbling ponce!
British comedy series Asylum(1996) Edgar Wright, David Walliams
© Paramount Comedy Channel














