Jul 6
my dog's two favourite hobbies are harassing my across-the-road neighbour to get his biscuit tin out and licking my FUCKINGGGGG glasses.
#nobbycore#i'm normal about it tho it's just that his tongue is like. magnetised to my glasses. how.#and if you don't know nobby. he's a wiggly tongue on legs.#and he's fucking adamant he's getting a biscuit off him across the road.#he sits outside his house and waits for him to come out if he gets even the faintest inkling arthur might be about.#it's really fucking embarrassing LMAO#LUCKILY arthur absolutely loves him so it's fine.#nobby does not like men. to the point that next door but one tried to come and chat to me the other day and nobby went absolutely fucking#beserk at him. idk why.#but he loves arthur his biscuit pal his best friend and keeper of the biscuits arthur