#noblehunger

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tell me

6. Six Jokes/Pick up lines

She smiled sheepishly, a little embarrassed that she accepted this, well, whatever this challenge was. Ayano dubbed herself was the queen of cheesy, so she could do this!

"Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching forrrr.""Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.""I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?""Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!! Aaaay.""What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry man, I got you covered.""Uhhm. The last joke is that I don't have any more jokes... ?"

On second thought, that was... kind of an epic fail?! "Aa, sorry Johnny!!"

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sight seeing // johnny

Ayano typically showed around groups of at least ten people at a time during this time and season, since summer vacation had always meant more tourists and arrivals. However, she was greeted by a (pleasant?) surprise today as she blinked at the lone figure in front of her. "Hello!" she said with a cheerful voice, giving the stranger a small smile, "I'll be your tour guide for today. I think it's just going to be the two of us, but we can wait for anyone else who wants to join last minute! You can call me Ayano if you'd like."

Though she was certainly shocked by the sudden decrease in attendees, she was determined to make sure this tour would be just as fun and eventful as all her previous ones were. Quickly removing the microphone attached to her blouse in a fluid movement, she silently observed the stranger. She felt as if she had seen him before, but she couldn't place him in any of her memories. Maybe he just looked like someone she knew... ?

Hm. Probably not? Well, it didn't hurt to ask. "Are you from around here or you're just visiting?" she tried to ask casually, attempting to socialize in the least awkward way possible. She lifted a hand to shield her eyes from the afternoon sun, and waited patiently for his reply.