#nocturnal posting

[devil-worship]

anyway i want to play the bongos on mark hoffman's fat saw iv tits

[saltedclowns]

Cool Spider Facts!

1: Spiders are arthropods! 2: Spiders provide a very vital role in pest management and can often be more efficient in the long-run than pesticides and exterminators while leaving minimal hazardous waste/straight-up poison in their wake! 3: The smartest spider is the Jumping Spider (Salticidae) and they’re capable of complex problem-solving and recognizing faces! 4: If you live in the US, you should probably stop killing every single spider in your house on sight because there are literally just three (Widows, Recluses, and Hobos) major groups that are actually dangerous out of the over 3,500 we have and the odds of the small, funky, little dude skittering across your floor at 2 am being lethally poisonous and hell-bent on killing you at the earliest opportunity are so incredibly low, they actively avoid people please stop ple- 5: Not all spiders spin webs!

[devil-worship]

not to be a dorky 15 year old bandom kid, but i just bought that "love can't save you" from the vault hoodie on clan industries and i cannot believe it. i have wanted that thing since the moment i knew of its existance and i can finally have it. it's true the best part about being an adult is fulfilling childhood you's wants

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bye everyone i’m leaving to see my bff across the country and then we’re gonna go to NYC tomorrow <3 see you in a week ~ laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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not to be emo on main but i really miss my crush rn it’s sickening 

[nocturnalbatslut]

Think I might start writing fanfiction again

[devil-worship]

sometimes dinner is 4 hits from the vape and a quaker oats chewy bar at 3am

[devil-worship]

Do you guys think the WASP moms in this hobby lobby would be mad if they knew i was high as hell in here with them?