#noctwolf

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Illegal minecraft idea: enchant your sword with thorns so that when they parry, they still hit your sword and take damage. This idea takes 0 minecraft combat mechanics into account I just thought it was amusing.

It's like those wiggly swords that hurt ur opponents arms

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WHERE ARE THE WARDENS GOING TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE!? I KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

hUH?

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How is Tribe of Endless Hunting anyway? Are they power hungry? (probably not) What about cats who join the tribes, leaving starclan?

the tribe of endless hunting (TEH) and starclan are pals, because the tribe of rushing water (TRW) are the creators of the clans (like in canon). TEH aren’t controlling like starclan are, they’re actually pretty distant, which starclan don’t agree with, but they don’t say anything. TEH don’t really agree with starclan’s ways either, but neither side will comment on the other’s methods.

cats aren’t allowed to leave starclan for TEH unless they have some important tribe connection (jay’s wing and co, any dotc cats) or died in the TRW (feathertail, who was also part of the prophecy)

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How does it feel to own 60% of my dash?

Oh damn I do??

I’m glad you like me and my stuffs that much!

I guess it feels good then lol

Thanks for liking my dumpster fire :D

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Why are we saying hey and there's a list? Anyway Heyyo~*

XD it’s an ask thingie, but it’s kinda weird, you say hey to do it, I’m gonna take this as you wanting to do the ask thing?

1. First impression: honestly don’t even remember meeting you lol

2. Truth is: you’re very nice and I love seeing you pop up on my dash and in my notes <3

3. How old do you look: haven’t seen your face

4. Have you ever made me laugh: many times

5. Have you ever made me mad: not that I can remember

6. Best feature: treating me with apprehensiveness at all times because I’m like a box of chocolates and you never know if I’m gonna say something tooth rottingly sweet, or super super nsfw

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nada

8. You’re my: treasured mutual! I would call you a friend but I don’t know if you consider me one and I fear rejectionnnnn

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Just realized, Jayfeather is Starclan Thought Police.

HAHA yeah i guess

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It's unlikely since both of them are pretty cool with Starclan, but one day, Squirrelflight or Leafpool can sense something is very, very wrong on the other end.

tru they’re both loyal to starclan so yea it wouldn’t rlly work but this take is so bigbrained!!!!!!!!! i love it..... squirrel and leaf’s connection was completely forgotten about in canon which makes me :(