#noctypus

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Christina: My mom yells at me for every single little thing!

Nocty: ... That's everyone's mom.

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SUPERNATURAL T-MINUS 5 MINUTES

IT'S STORMING ALL SCARY OUTSIDE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK CUZ SUPERNATURAL

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it's Supernatural Friday and Nocty and I are supposed to have an SPN party but sHE HASN'T TEXTED OR CALLED ME BACK AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE'S COMING OVER

SPN IN T-MINUS 3 HOURS & 26 MINUTES

NOCTY TEXT ME YOU OCTOPUS

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Nocty and I both had Supernatural-related dreams last night.

SOULMATES

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I can come over and help you commit suicide

that would be great

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Nocty: You're really fun to talk to when you're not pissed off.

Me: Huh.

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Vynn: Oh man, Red Alert is stuck in my head like a bitch.

Nocty: Which one is that?

Vynn: You know... "It's no time, now, to be discreet, disobeying orders frommm Starfleet!"

Nocty: "Set a course now, and don't diverse!"

Both: "And bring this fucker tooooo red alert!"

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When we explain sex-changes to Christian

Vynn: I mean, sometimes, people really know they're transgender from a very young age, and sometimes, they're just going through a phase. Like Nocty. Last year, she went through this phase where she REALLY wanted to be a boy, but now she's a lady.

Maura: She's a fucking high class lady.