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Reply To Othelo aka Comradekatara aka Grendelsmilf Aka Noelleakopian

Since the creature seems allergic to anyone replying to his/her/'it's complicated's trollings:

A paragraph where is typical of your claimed metrics?

In a student essay perhaps, where you googled your half-arsed answer facts from, but in the case of social media, brevity and concision is key.

Which is where the 'sympathy for your audience' bit comes in. Penny beginning to drop yet, bumnugget?

It would help, also, if you knew the purpose of a paragraph, which is to place distinct ideas separate from each other in order to aid clarity.

Your piece was five sentences - two of them over forty words each, for plumbob's sake - of meandering word salad.

You couldn't even capitalise the start of your sentences, which is jarring for most normal readers (ie. people who aren't still licking their dessert plate past the age of ten).

Just saying ...

Oh, by the way folks, Othelo = Comradekatara aka Grendelsmilf Aka Noelleakopian.

Funny how there's those on Dumblr with more accounts than actual working braincells ...

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@noelleakopian yes these kids are three

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i like the wire, breaking bad, mad men, and the sopranos. MAYBE YOUVE HEARD OF IT?

bing bong thermostat

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you already know what I like just tell me what to watch

WATCH FINDING FRANCES BITCH!

also you might enjoy the magicians which is a show about depressed and brilliant grad students studying magic. i know it sounds very harry potter-y and accessible but it does a lot with myths and metaphors and scholarly bullshit and it’s smarter than it sounds. the show’s pretty dark, in case that’s unclear; everyone is brilliant but also very miserable and just trying to work it out in the way that smart-but-selfish depressed millennials do; by being great students and fantasizing about having more interesting lives. some aspects of this are relatable in a bad way. but the real thing i loved about it is one particular character who has a powerful survivor narrative that’s both extremely female and extremely jewish. 

to be honest i quit this show and wouldn’t rec it to the vast majority of people, but i know you so i think you’d find it interesting and maybe even meaningful enough for the pros to outweigh the cons. 

send me a brief description of what you want in a show and some shows i’ve seen that you like or dislike and i’ll tell you what you should watch next

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othelo replied to your post: Love, Simon looks like it would've been...

what about gbf

i didn’t count it because i thought it had a limited release but maybe i’m wrong about that? i saw it on netflix after it came out. it’s possible it was as big as l*ve s*mon and i missed it

also on the subject of gbf: that movie is tropey but not as dated in terms of homophobia; i thought the straight girl “allies” and their weird fetishizing behavior were like up-to-the-minute level modern. so it didn’t irk me as much as the l*ve s*mon trailers have irked me

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1.8gate the mick characters

ben: 5.0 

alba: 4.5

sabrina: 2.9

jimmy: 0.4

chip: 0.01

mickey: 0.0

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@sleaterkinseyscale wow, easily the funniest line on this post, i feel like mike schur when pratt adlibbed “network connectivity problems” and am furious i didn’t come up with that first @noelleakopian like, ur right, but to be totally honest i thought if i called bl*ck mirror a shitty show i would lose dozens if not hundreds of lez followers. but i do sincerely hate that show so fuck it. -if oitnb is your favorite shitty netflix show, you’ve probably been to a sex party (possibly due to an invitation mixup) and you had no fun but bragged about it to all your friends. -if black mirror is your favorite shitty netflix show, then you ruin one out of every five parties you go to but you don’t even know it.

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if rcg wrote an episode of the good place what would it look like, and/or vice versa

the good place by rcg: this is my bias toward the episode “charlie work” talking (i think it’s a cinematic masterpiece) but i feel like they’d give us a day in the life of jason. very episodic and standalone-like. jason sets out to make some mischief, doesn’t succeed, gets stuck on a series of mindless errands that he botches in various ways, and ultimately saves the day in a way no one can really comprehend or appreciate. manny pulls it off with his energy and charm, but it has nothing to do with the good place. mike gets nbc to run it as a youtube exclusive.

iasip by mike schur: charlie and dee face a series of humorous obstacles together that leads them to an intimate moment where they confess their feelings to one another. dee tells charlie she’s the only person who sees him. charlie looks like he’s about to make a joke (charlie day physically strains not to make a joke) but then he says something like how dee makes his life better and more fun. they kiss. when mike hands in this draft, rob calls his moms and asks them to please put a hit out on mike schur.