#nohabloingles

[runchelle]

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How I run, from you Fellas thinking... I’m going to let you waste my time ✌🏾💨💨 #getout #NoHabloIngles #GoThatWay

[doxtoroz]

#sleep #😭 #haha #ha #lol #lmfao #lmao #whatsthat #idk #smfh #smh #nohabloingles

[saljac1]

Three puppets: a bald man, a make-shift ostrich, and a wingless mosquito...brought to life by the genius ventriloquist, @chesterandconrad #ConradKoch! 👏🤣 Audience participation was awesome too, thanks to my mates @gavinradloff and @dat.ash.though for entertaining us (see videos)! 👌😋 I myself (aka #BoySlut) got picked on, but not without throwing back some quips! 🙌😁 #NoHabloIngles #theatre #standup #comedy (at Pieter Toerien Monte Casino)

[chalexandria]

Patay tanan. #Nohabloingles

[christiangrohlfan]

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[eime4rgerd-blog]

Day 34.

Last night was so upsetting. 

We all went to the pool bar to have dinner, there was so many of us, I DON'T HAVE THIS MANY FRIENDS IN IRELAND! And It was great. We went to the park after until like 4am and said goodbye to everyone and Pablo set of fireworks and it was just fab. 

I was totally okay with saying goodbye to everyone until Esther came along and I was BAWLING. Like proper red eyes and tears and half my foundation washed off and ugh que guapa. 

But yeah, this morning I went to the post office and met friends on the way and had to say goodbye AGAIN. How sad but then I went and got presents for my friends and then we came home and Mario, Pablo and Garcy came to say goodbye which was adorable. I was so upset. I'm going to miss those 3 guys so much. 

Now I'm sitting in the airport using up what's left of my internet and I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM but I really don't want to leave. I love Olías Del Rey and I'll definitely return. 

This won't be the last of me in Spain and it definitely won't be the last time I'll see our friends here. 

I can't wait to get home. 

Only a few more hours but for now, it's adios Espana, hasta luego.

[eime4rgerd-blog]

Day 33.

Last night was boring as fuck. 5 tinto de veranos and I still wasn't drunk. I gave up. 

I ended up taking the piss and giving a friend of ours a huge lipstick print on his forehead which was FABULOUS. 

But yeah, no shift. :( 

We came home at 8am and I still can't walk. Holy fuck my shoes were so painful. 

TOMORROW WE'RE GOING HOME OHMYGOD I CAN'T WAIT. We were outside the bar this morning and it suddenly hit me and I got all excited but today we have to say goodbye to all our friends and I'm going to be such a wreck, I cry at everything. 

Some really weird old-ish guy walked out of the bar this morning and drunkenly stared me up and down so I said "...hola?" and he did it again and then says "you have a boyfriend?" in Spanish. I was like "...uhhmmm. -runs unside-" 

so yeah. 

[eime4rgerd-blog]

Day 32.

SATURDAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.

Spent all morning sorting out the casa in the park, bringing boxes and what not home after we had a picnic for breakfast. It was fab.

Then we spent the afternoon scrubbing the house from top to bottom. 

I thought I was going to die, it was so hot but then I got to hose down the front paving/drive thing and that was cold so I was delighted. 

THEN we went to the pool (surprise surprise) and fuck all happened. 

I'm now sitting here in my dress for tonight, which is the most amazing dress I've ever bought, ever. If I don't get the shift tonight, I'm gonna be pissed. 

I have a huge bottle of Lemon Tinto De Verano for tonight too so I'm happy. 

Tonight will be fun.

All packed and ready to go home on Monday. omg. I'm so excited. I miss everyone loads. 

xxx