#noj rambles

[disasternoj]

No no you don't get it. It's not that towers are a Princess's natural habitat OR that they're placed there by the herd for protection. A tower is a Princess's chrysalis! Her cocoon! A princess will only emerge from her tower when she's ready to become Queen! Which is why knights, scoundrels, and dragons really need to start asking niceys before removing them from their towers!! If she's not ready to leave, you're interrupting her lifecycle, and she'll get distressed and moody until you either give her a new, comfier tower, or provide her enough positive reinforcement to metamorphose on the spot!!!

[disasternoj]

But. Mr Grad Advisor. Have you considered. That I am sleeby?

So, so sleeby.

[disasternoj]

The rainbow tree next to my apartment, in the first week of October.

[disasternoj]

I see posts going around about how this trope or that trope is people's favorite

Where's the love for (touches face gently) "you talk too much" (kisses them)

[disasternoj]

What absolute lunatic decided that fan switches were going to have maximum blast be the closest setting to Off and light breeze be the furthest

In what universe is 0 - 3 - 2 - 1 a logical progression

I just want to turn on my little fan, Carl

Not give myself a minor heart attack and wear out the motor

Every time

Carl

[disasternoj]

Visit Original Link

This mashup popped into my head and I had to bring it into existence

(Songs: Age of Wonderbeasts - VenessaMichaels ; Drama - AJR)

[disasternoj]

One of my favorite character tropes (whether or not either character is evil) is just:

Character A: (sees B) (glares/points with hatred in their eyes) "Y o u."

Character B: (points to self) "Me! :D"

[disasternoj]

So I was trying to tag something with "reblog to _" but I couldn't think of what to put in the blank. Then I happened to look down at the suggested tags, based on tags i've used in the past.

First we have some normal stuff, you know,

Then we have... these.