#nolan-arenado

[tulowitzki]

@nolan-arenado it's the closest I've ever been

[uncertainwish]

when you get this, it would be cool to post 10 facts about yourself and then pass it along to 10 followers :)

i am LAZY so i’ll do five facts and send it to five people. coolio. thank u for sending this!

1. i watched my cat chase his own tail for ten minutes once2. i write shitty poetry3. i wanted to be a fashion designer when i was little4. i legitimately don’t understand football5. when i went to the yogi berra museum w/ my peewee softball team i thought we were going to the yogi bear museum. so i was confused when we got there and asked, “where’s yogi” and then they told me he was dead and i was like, “HE’S DEAD?????” i was a dumb kid.

[strikethree]

top 5: favourite compliments, beverages, and left-handed pitchers

lmao did you mean condiments or compliments??? i think i’m gonna go with condiments because i’m getting anxiety just thinking about favorite compliments. 

condiments

1. barbeque sauce

2. honey mustard

3. sriracha 

4. teriyaki 

5. regular mustard

beverages 

1. diet dr. pepper

2. iced coffee

3. strawberry lemonade

4. ginger ale

5. guiness i guess?? i don’t drink it that much honestly

left handed pitchers 

1.  CC Sabathia

2. Clayton Kershaw

3. Dallas Keuchel

4. Andrew Miller

5.  CC Sabathia

[joey-votto]

if you watch your HR you deserve a fastball to the ribs

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree I've never really understood why people hate it tbh? Like if you're that fucken strong that you can whack a baseball 400 feet you deserve to be able to celebrate that

[tulowitzki]

@nolan-arenado i know my role here

[uncertainwish]

@nolan-arenado charlie standing on the bases again cured all of my diseases

[uncertainwish]

@nolan-arenado so are we gonna start this dj lemahieu fanclub or what! 

[uncertainwish]

nolan-arenado replied to your post “chris rusin is really honestly the only man i care about”

you mean dj lemaWHO?

im an idiot and i love you thanks