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Lawrence: "Whoa. This is the sword?"

Unnamed blacksmith guy: "Yep."

Jerry: "Thanks for making it on such short notice. During the strike too."

Unnamed and unimportant blacksmith guy: “No problem! Gotta make money somehow!”

Jerry: “What if we called it the Strikebreaker?”

Joa: “Sure. And you said this was unbreakable right?”

Guys I swear this blacksmith guy isn’t important: “Yep!”

Joa: “I see. I’ll be back, I want to check something…”

in honor of officalverse day I’m bringing Jerry and Lawrence back to have dialogue @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch

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Layer: “Joa, why do you always carry around that sword?”

Judge: “Fruits to slice of course”

Joa: “For protection, bad things happen a lot.”

Judge: “Don’t slice the bombs”

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Joa: “So, how’d you guys all meet?”

Blacksmith: “Well, Nao and I meet though-“

Nao: “Guess we’re just soulmates!”

Syral: “Hehe, yeah!”

Nao: “So, what about you Joa? How’d you meet John and Lia?”

Joa: “…Long story.”

WHOO BLACKSMITH THEMED POST!

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Judge: “Who up polying they cule”

Joa: “I have cursed the ones I loved into an endless loop of torment and feel nothing but regret.”

Layer: “IT’S TWO AM GUYS”

Joa: “What is time but a mere prison.”

Judge: “Ok yeah you’re getting therapy.”

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“I feel as though I’ve made a grave mistake.”

“No. I know I have.”

“This sword cannot be broken and trapped within is my soul.”

“I cannot leave this world.”

“I have nobody to care for, and none who care for me.”

“Not after Lawrence and Jerry died.”

“They said we’d grow old together yet I cannot age.”

“Even so, at their dying breath, they said they’d return as another.”

“And they handed me their dagger to slash their chests.”

“I want for nothing more than to break that blade.”

“…”

“Please.”

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Nao: “So darling, how’d you meet Joa? I wanna know more about your friends!”

Blacksmith: “Alright, I met him when he was a kid. I’m old enough to be a great grandfather y’know.”

Nao: “That’s hot.”

Blacksmith: “I don’t know why I love you…anyways, he sat near the river crying, I comforted him, and eventually he told me he didn’t have the best home life…”

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