#strikebreaker

[copyright-offical]

Lawrence: "Whoa. This is the sword?"

Unnamed blacksmith guy: "Yep."

Jerry: "Thanks for making it on such short notice. During the strike too."

Unnamed and unimportant blacksmith guy: “No problem! Gotta make money somehow!”

Jerry: “What if we called it the Strikebreaker?”

Joa: “Sure. And you said this was unbreakable right?”

Guys I swear this blacksmith guy isn’t important: “Yep!”

Joa: “I see. I’ll be back, I want to check something…”

in honor of officalverse day I’m bringing Jerry and Lawrence back to have dialogue @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch

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[the-immortal-joa]

Gerson

LET ME SLEEP IN MY GRAVE IN PEACE

[elsewhereuniversity]

Strikebreaker

They have been following me for weeks, watching me, learning my mannerisms and habits. It is only a matter of time before I am Taken. I have bought salt in bulk, lined my windowsill with iron nails, but I fear it will not be enough to save me. I cannot remain inside forever. The tree outside my window grows restless.

I first see her on a food run. She looks just like me, if I were made of sticks and leaves, sap and moss.

The next time I see her the resemblance is closer. I abandon my order and hurry out of the coffee shop, passing by some odd looking students waving signs on my way out, "Elsewhere Local #101", reads one of the more legible signs.

I stay in my room after that, trading some bones I collected from the creek bed for supply deliveries. I can hear branches scratching outside my window, then knocking, then the sound of the latch and the window opening.

I throw open my curtains and she is there, sitting on a branch. I hold out my knife in front of me, I will not be Replaced without a fight. She reaches for the window, as does the tree, it's branch breaking the salt line and covering the nails. Her hand crosses the windowsill.

An angry shout comes from below the window, "Scab! Vile fiend! Breaker of Strikes!", followed by a rock tossed in the direction of Not-Me. She turns, pulling her arm, and the tree branch, out of my room, and looks down. "Coward! Blackleg! Knobstick!", another rock is thrown. She glares back at me and descends.

There is a horrible ruckus below my window. I cannot know the cause of it, I dare not look outside. Eventually it quiets. I wait, in silence, for hours. Eventually I peer outside. There's nothing unusual there, no blood, no sap, no sign of a fight. There is nothing unusual there, not even the tree. I get the feeling I don't have to worry about being Taken. Knowing the Gentry, I'll graduate long before whatever demands inspired this strike are met.

x

[donaldmckenzie]

#truthhurts #strikebreaker #scab (at Park Slope) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEe0nvgAeKV/?igshid=1jlk4sauwea

[copyright-offical]

Judge: "Who died"

Joa: "Me"

Layer: "You're right here though."

Joa: "Five years ago today."

Judge: "Upon death, it's customary to slash the chest of the deceased lightly so their soul may return anew. If you're lucky, you'll meet them"

Layer: "Why the hell did you become wise now."

Judge: "Ham cracker. Ham Cheese. Ham Cheese Cracker."

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Layer: “Judge what’s in the bag. Also where is Joa”

Judge: “A cat nobody knows is alive or dead”

*Meow*

Judge: “Silence Joa.”

Layer: “Joa’s in there??”

Judge: “Maybe, maybe not”

Layer: “Judge let Joa out.”

Judge: “You want me to…let the cat out of the bag?”

Layer: “Sure, just do it.”

Judge: *opens the bag as Joa falls out into a dramatic pose.* Judge: “Now look! Your corosity killed the cat!”

Judge: “Corisity”

Judge: “Corquesity”

Layer: “Curiosity”

Judge: “Cornonscopy”

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[copyright-offical]

Layer: “What are you doing?”

Joa: “We’re counting our eggs before they hatch.”

Layer: “There is literally a famous saying that says not to do exactly that”

Judge: “And why not”

Layer: “Because some won’t hatch”

Joa: “Well yeah but we’ll do calculations using the average chicken mortality rates”

Judge: “Yeah stop judging a book by its cover”

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[copyright-offical]

Judge: “They call me soothing because I be profen”

Layer: “I hate you.”

Joa: “Our relationship status says otherwise.”

Mod note! Sorry guys, I meant to publish this sooner, just been dealing with some mental health issues, I hope you guys like todays Strikebreaker! @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch

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