GIRLFRIEND OF ONE OF THESE TWO DUDES TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT INTERNET MEMES
I might be wrong about this, but I think one of these nerds just turned to his friend and tried to approximate one of those meme faces. (I'm definitely on track to be accepted by the art-lit community with references like that. If you don't know what I'm talking about, google "reaction faces.") I think he was doing the one usually accompanied by a question, like "Y U NO..."
Your face is a master class in polite non-understanding. "I have no idea what is going on but that's totally okay." And it is; it is totally okay you're bewildered. There is absolutely no reason you should know what they're talking about. I'm more ashamed than not that I pieced together from across the room what these fucknuts were referencing.
You put on make up and a nice tight sweater for this? You have boobs and a vagina, and all the attendant responsibilities and complications. You have to sit here and listen to this shit? You deserve better.
I'm sorry, you should turn to your boyfriend and go: "U TALK BOUT FAPPING AND 4CHAN? Y U NO REALZE UR A DIK??"