#nonbinary stan uris

[t4tozier]

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eddie knows nothing about sports. he just wants richie to have a work field day so he can be a cheerleader <3

pt. 5 of high achiever!

[boyduroy]

"behold: my best friend Stan the human"

[rollerskate2theface]

Ya know what I’m a barista so I’m gonna write losers club as baristas au headcanons cause fuck you (+that was a bit aggressive my b anyway enjoy)

Beverly pulls the strings of everyone’s aprons so the come untied when she walks past them and thinks it’s the funniest shit ever meanwhile the rest of the losers are coming up with more and more elaborate ways to knot their aprons so she can’t undo them anymore

Ben loves people but he can literally not be on register because he has the backbone of a chocolate eclair and if someone were to get mad about a messed up drink or whatever he will cry

Stan and Mike are staff supervisors but when Stan’s the one in charge the losers are always in a goofy mood and doing dumbass shit and when Mike’s in charge everything goes smoothly because they want to make him proud (+ Stan is bitter)

Eddie complains about customers on his headset at random times during the day so sometimes you just hear “well she was a bITCH” in your ear and you know that Eddie just had to deal with a Karen

Richie is a wizard at making drinks like he got all the drinks and measurements memorized the first day of training so now they always put him on bar which is where he utilizes his time to make the most obscure and outlandish drinks he can think of, so far his best is a blonde white mocha made with half the pumps white mocha, milk that was blended with strawberry purée, and topped with a whip cream made with heavy whipping cream and raspberry syrup instead of heavy whipping cream and vanilla syrup

Bill is the only loser that genuinely enjoys doing floors so he’s always the one to do them if he has a shift he claims being alone with his thoughts as he mops makes him feel like the main character in a coming of age film

Mike’s amazing with customers and always calls them hun or boss because they’re “both gendernuetral and endearing :)”

Bill has made a tally list for everytime Richie comically falls on the wet floor while the mats are being cleaned Eddie always yells at him to stop because “Richie could be seriously injured” and “do you know how much paperwork Mike’ll have to fill out if the dumbass split his head open?!”

Ben literally cannot make up his mind in terms of temperature when he’s close to the ovens he’s boiling hot when he’s near the window he’s freezing so he’s always either wearing a sweatshirt or has one around his waste

Despite being a barista Stan fucking hates coffee even the smell of it so his go to for drinks is always a tea latte or refresher

Beverly always complains when people order a “medicine ball” because she always forgets what’s in it since they cannot legally call it a medicine ball, and JUST SAY WHAT KIND OF DAMN TEA YOU WANT

Richie made everyone pronoun pins (he made them because Stan said they wished someone used they/them pronouns for him sometimes (yes Stan uses they/he pronouns in this stfu) and Richie would do anything for his best friend) that he was really excited about only for them all to fall apart immediately, the losers still keep them in their apron pockets for him though

And this is every losers response to “are you still alive”

Stan: “on the outside,,, yes…”

Bill: “ask me at ___ when I’m off”

Mike: “I’m pulling through”

Eddie: “barely”

Ben: “yep!”

Beverly: “nope I died two weeks ago you need to let me go ___”

Richie: “not as alive as when I’m fucking your mom”

[hypochondriacattack]

Headcanons Redraw 🌟

[conjoinedchaos]

thinking about nonbinary stan ,,,,,, they/he stanley uris ,,,,, yes.

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier/Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak/Stanley Uris, Richie Tozier/Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Robert "Bob" Gray, Beverly Marsh, other losers mentioned Additional Tags: Time Travel, Immortality, Female Richie Tozier, Female Eddie Kaspbrak, Nonbinary Stanley Uris, Past Child Abuse, Child Soldiers, (referenced/implied) - Freeform, Implied/Referenced Suicide attempt, Richie Tozier Needs a Hug, Eddie Kaspbrak Needs A Hug, Stanley Uris Needs a Hug, Hugs all around Series: Part 4 of Tumblr Prompts Summary:

It starts with two matching mission briefings dropped on matching desks for The Gray Institute of Timeline Conservation and Preservation's two top agents. Who else would it go to? Agent Uris and Agent Kaspbrak had never once failed a mission, the Director had trained them both himself. Therefore, they were the perfect candidates for a completely unprecedented threat to the time line: an immortal with no last name who went by the name of 'Richie' (except for when she didn't). How could it possibly go wrong?

Prompt: Time Travel

[panstutteringbill]

bi nonbinary stanley uris can actually be something so personal,,,

watch me just,,, dedicate this to @was-fleimkepakosskairipa and @antisociallilbrat

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Nblw Stan Uris (It) Moodboard for anon