#nonestpax

[humansubtlety]

@nonestpax // x

“Evidently,” Leonardo opened the door wider to allow Ezio to come into his workshop, his fingers aching to touch him, to hold him, to kiss him. “Come in! Come in.”

[humansubtlety]

*mouth farts*

Just imagine: I could have given you a proper welcome back.

...and you do that.

[humansubtlety]

*knocks on your door for the first time in years*

Just a moment!

*Wasn’t expecting any visitors and throws the door open*

Wel— *stunned into silence, blinking and mouth agape but then recovers, his expression softening* Welcome back. You took your time.

[humansubtlety]

*knocks on the door after a long absence*

*calls out that he's coming from a distance and after a few moments, comes to the door--didn't expect to see him at all and a small surprised chuckle escapes him*

Ezio! I-- It is so good to see you!  ...*checks him to make sure he isn't injured* How are you?

[humansubtlety]

√

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[text] I have been meaning to talk to you about this for a very long time. I just never knew how to bring it up.

[text] I know I should probably have brought this up to you in person, it's an issue that we should probably really talk about. I just can't seem to bring myself to say it...

[text] So I hope you don't mind that I'm bringing this up in text message...

[text] I really think you should grow your beard back, it looks terrible with that trim for the love of god 

[humansubtlety]

"I think I'm pregnant."

"This better be a joke and not some strange way of telling me you knocked a woman out."

[humansubtlety]

nonestpax "Hello, Ezio. Did you have a wonderful time with my brother yesterday?" He doesn't look up from his drawing.

[humansubtlety]

✉

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

[deleted: text] so do you actually like my brother or are you just being a little bitch to piss me off and make me jealous?