☺ - loving/affectionate text
[ Isaac ] god, i hate you.
[ Isaac ] i aheb no diea how ouv’e mna ged to tunr me into sosmeone who willignyly admtits teir felegins btu ffuck you aahve an di ahte your fro it
[ Isaac ] my hand just isn’t enough anymore. god, i fucking need you, baby boy.
[ Isaac ] so fucking help me, stuart, if you don’t tell me where the fuck you’ve hidden my goddamned boxers, i’m stealing a pair of yours. it’s not going to be pretty.
[ Isaac ] Ugh, fuck, please punch your brother again. This time in the mouth. Knock out a few teeth. I can’t handle him before noon. Actually, I can’t handle him period.
[ Isaac ] what size ring do you wear?
► for a text not meant for you
[ Isaac ] stuart’s about to kick my ass because i keep talking in third person. it’s all your fucking fault.
[ Isaac ] Neha texted me and told me that you won’t even take a bathroom break. Do not fucking make me come down to Google, Stuart. I will. I fucking will.