#nonorganics

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oh god!!! i was frying an egg and my penis simply fell into the pan!!! oof ouch ahh hot hot oof ouch

mmm that’s really good seasoning *takes the pan and continues to cook the egg*

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i hope u r doing ok markie.. idk if u prefer coffee or tea so i shall give u a mug of both

i’m doing alright! i hope you are doing okay as well... and i prefer tea :-)

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lays down in here

*lays down with you* hello :-)

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99 cents for this prized stick. and ill throw in an arizona green tea for an extra 10 cents

i’ll fuckin take it. *throws you two dollars* keep da change

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came to show ya my wares. i got a stick. you want this stick? its a prized stick, won many competitions. found it under a tree. no idea how it got there

*i grab the stick and look it over* ay, this is quite the stick you got ‘ere. and it’s prized, you say? hmm... i’ll take it. how much ya sellin it for?

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mikey meatballs

ay mr meatballs! it’s always great to see you ‘round these parts. what brings you to my humble abode?

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You Can his!

CHEAP AUTO INSURANCE

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*falls thru the ceiling* hi

*catches you bridal style* hello dummy