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[incorrectbcchina]

[Mini Rant]

I do absolutely adore Jiang Xiaobai and Guan Zhong. They are, in my opinion, the most deranged of every monarch-chancellor pair, and every story of them is only funnier than the last. Because rather than a monarch and chancellor, it's much more just a very tired middle aged man and his unsocialized self-entitled bitchy cat-child.

*first meeting*

Guan Zhong: So you know I worked for your brother, your rival?

Xiaobai: Yeah

Guan Zhong: And that I shot you, like, yesterday, and only narrowly missed by accident?

Xiaobai: Yeah

Guan Zhong: ...So when do I die?

Xiaobai:

Xiaobai: ...Daddy <3

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Guan Zhong: Xiaobai please stop wearing purple you're literally bankrupting the country. Do you know how expensive purple is.

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Xiaobai: Daddy why did I go outside and meet a poor man whose sons have no wives :(

Guan Zhong: Because you have too many women in your palace. Please release them.

Also Guan Zhong: *Creates over 700 state run brothels*

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Guan Zhong, on his deathbed, saying his last words: Xiaobai I literally don't care what the fuck you do but PLEASE stay away from the cannibal. He doesn't love you.

Xiaobai, as the unsocialized self-entitled cunty cat-child he is: Hm. Nah.

[incorrectwtnvquotes]

You say these are incorrect, but they could all work, I love it

Thank you! I try to keep these quotes in charecter as much as possible. Or as much as I think possible.

-Admin Dana

[incorrectwtnvquotes]

Tbh WTNV and MBMBAM is the crossover we all need

You're right and you should say it.

-admin Dana

[incorrectnoevil]

do you know if the discord server is still active?

I didn’t even know there was a Discord server, so, no.

[incorrectpoptropicaquotes]

Can people send more than one quote?

Yes! Although suggestions made by someone else (soon or right after you sent yours) will take posting priority if I have quotes from more than one person. 

[incorrectpoptropicaquotes]

Are there any rules to what we can put for quotes?

Try to keep it sfw (I don't wanna have kids have to see inappropriate stuff in the poptropica tags), try to keep it non-offensive (no slurs/racism, sexism, homophobia, you get the picture.) and include the source. Other than that you're all good!

[oblivious-sapphire]

The hours that are slowest in the day are the ones you spend distracted from doing the things you love.

[incorrectblockbquotes]

ok so i just wanna quickly say that this blog isn't copying any other blog !! when i saw this url was available, i just assumed that there wasn't another block b blog similar to this one so please nobody get the wrong idea! ;-;