#noon.txt

[nearwildheaven]

me: i could fix—

every single one of my loved ones: for the love of god we KNOWWW mia. we know you could fix gob bluth. we know he’s your sopping wet pathetic fictional guy. ENOUGH

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i did a silly little cover of a silly little robyn hitchcock song & messed abt with some effects....... dunno where else to put it so im just gonna stick it here in the meantime :-)

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babies by pulp is the most song of all time

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just spent a stupid amount of money on elvis costello tickets and now i have virtually no money left. i need to be shot

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list of shit elvis costello has done (more probably to be added the further i descend into hell):

- when asked why he didn’t play with bruce thomas anymore at the rock n roll hall of fame he allegedly said ‘i only work with professional musicians’

- when he found out linda ronstadt had effectively violated the un cultural boycott on apartheid south africa by playing sun city he donated royalties from her cover version of ‘alison’ to the african national congress (legend behaviour)

- has been on sesame street singing a parody of his own goddamn song with elmo

- has also duetted with kermit the frog

- literally delayed his own concert by an HOUR bc he wanted to watch a football match and then when he realised he couldn’t keep his audience waiting forever went on and played while watching the tv so he could watch the penalties

- wrote the album credits for blood and chocolate in esperanto

- stood up for olivia rodrigo when everyone was accusing her of plagiarising ‘pump it up’ and basically shook everyone who wanted him to tear into a teenage girl (as many old men are wont to do these days)

- the whole snl incident + him recreating it several years later

- brought a hand puppet with him while he was being interviewed on australian tv and referred to his new album as being titled ‘we are the sex police’

- in that same interview referred to goodbye cruel world as his best album and then years later opened his liner notes for said album with ‘congratulations! you’ve just bought our worst album’

- self styled ‘rock n roll scrabble champion’

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i’m at the uni bar and they’re playing the beat by elvis costello what the fuck. what the fuck

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i simply need to read more print interviews with billy bragg

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@latchmere-wavemachine connects the dots, i do the bad photoshop