If pokemon could be real but only ONE breed of pokemon (just magikarps, just pikachus...) and their evolutionary line, Which one would you want to be real?
For the betterment of Earth and Mankind? Probably the Blissey evolutionary line.
Easy to enslave... easy to raise to full happiness to evolve... no need to feed... heals your shit like nothing... endless HP points so they never die... and not one has died of old age since first generation Pokemon.
And if you have a Blissey/Chansey, Nurse Joy is probably gonna be all up on yo - ...you.
And yes...there would probably some big issues about the whole slavery thing but let's go ahead and take a different perspective this time cause Blissey's a friggin Pokemon. And Pokemon are awesome. And ignorance is Blissey.
^that's A's answer,
K: Metagross, nigga
