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[joshthewonderfuckup]

How to handle collection agencies

Person: Hello, this is [name] from [some sort of finances thing for UD], is Josh available?

Me (Josh): Ummmmmmmmmmmmm no?

Person: Ah, well, when will he be available?

Me (Still Josh, mind you): Well, he's uh, he's caught up with some stuff, so he won't be available until tomorrow afternoon. I think. Bye

*hangs up*