❛ IT ISN’T AS PRETTY as you’d like to guess. ❜
call / @northpointed. / oh comely ( neutral milk hotel )

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❛ IT ISN’T AS PRETTY as you’d like to guess. ❜
call / @northpointed. / oh comely ( neutral milk hotel )
‘ no one’s been over , formally , for a while. i feel like i should do something special ? ’ ( fill the space that would have been sex. ) ‘ does takeout count as celebratory ? i would pull out all the “suburban mom” stops, but i'm not parting with these bangs for that one haircut. ’
@northpointed.
@northpointed
scene: elise devlin, asleep on a park bench, head craned back, snoring loudly. her head dips back a little more- too far- and she jolts awake with a snort. she wipes away a trail of saliva from the corner of her mouth ( embarrassing! ) and bemoans her splitting hangover headache. never again will she trek across town just for a stupid house party! ( which is exactly what she said last time. )
she looks around and... where is she? how did she get here? what time is it? what day is it? does she have work today? tune in immediately as she shouts to everyone and no one to find out:
“ what park is this??? and how has no one kicked me out for sleeping here yet? honestly! “
❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ max obvi
“Hm. How good for you, Max.” That’s a very dry response but the mere mention of it has him conscious about the wrinkles in his button up, the folds of his jeans. Surreptitiously, Gerald hooks a thumb in his collar and takes a sniff. “This might be weeks old, to be fairly honest. Are you comfortable?”
❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞ frm max
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES ? WHERE ARE THEY !
❛ i’m just – - ❜ a heelless sock is hurled in his direction, ❛ taking out my frustration. ❜ a handful of crumpled up tissues. ❛ it’s not my fault that you’re in the way. ❜ the empty starbucks cup.
❛ so you’re the other support group member, huh ? kinda feels like david lynch dreamed up an aa meeting. ❜ / @northpointed.
@northpointed liked this for a starter.
❝You came at an excellent time.❞ Exclaims the dreamer from the kitchen as her son goes running to their guest. It’s been a while so Aristotle ends up clinging to his legs. ❝I made grilled cheese sandwiches. What shape would you like them to be in?❞
“look, there’s only so much CHASIN’ YOU DOWN THE STREET i can do before this starts lookin’ suspicious, squirt. --you gonna tell me why i’m gettin’ fuckin’ ghosted or what?” a beat. “no pun.” fuck you.
@NORTHPOINTED!