☂ + chionne :')
♔ SEND ME A SHIP & I’LL TELL YOU WHO ... !!
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: dionne, because cher is the queen of uncleanwhines when the other forgets what they wanted after getting the groceries: again probably cherleaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: dionne bc cher is v v cup exclusive im ????initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: dIONNE & shocked cher noises lbrsurprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: neither bc ??/ fast fooD ???is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: uh ?? if i have to say .. dionne???? but?argues for double stuffed oreos over regular: cher bc she’s a gLUTTONbuys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: both ?? & then they decide they hate everything and have to go buy more ..insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: cher bc ... fuck sharing
