#phainon x reader

[falsetactic]

how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line

[danijaci]

my husband suddenly became love"sick"?! ft. phainon

got the collective ideas from my post! ty yall <333 basically regressor au bc he lowkey fumbled in the past lifetime (and you died) so he pulled the uno reverse card and highkey turned back the time (pt1)

part 1

part 2

part 3

WARNING/S: yandere, obsessive behavior, implied drugging at the end

[harmonysanreads]

The concept of Phainon who just... lets you do whatever you want with him has me in a death grip.

Jumping on him from unspecified heights randomly? He somehow has the strange seventh sense to catch you in time. Doesn't even make a sound of displeasure.

Biting his cheeks instead of whatever food he was holding to your mouth? "You're so cute," is what he says with a chuckle.

When you nibble, bite, knead, squeeze and squish him for no reason? He can't stop smiling. Maybe you bit too hard and his skin is bleeding a little? He finds it hot.

When you start poking him out of boredom, he'll poke you right back. Within a few seconds, it'll escalate into a tickle fight.

Clinging to his arm or hanging to him like a monkey to a branch? He carries you around like you weigh nothing.

When instead of sitting down beside him or getting into bed normally, you jump on him? All he does is giggle.

And when you start aggressively ruffling his hair while asking him out-of-context questions like, "When you de-shell a snail, is it naked or is it homeless?" he genuinely engages in the conversation.

But brace yourself though, for when you finally tire yourself out, it'll be his turn to do whatever he wants with you.

[Phainon version]

[33550336stories]

WELCOME TO THE FARM !

INTRODUCTION. You were desperate for a job— desperate enough to call the uncle you haven’t spoken to in years. Somehow, he lands you a position on his farm. Easy work, right?

Wrong.

The moment you arrive, you realize the entire workforce consists of hybrids… all of whom stare at you like you’re their newest curiosity. And as the only human on the farm, you’re starting to wonder what exactly your uncle hired you for.

Just as you’re settling in, he calls out one last instruction:

“Be gentle when servicing my hybrids!”

You freeze as you watch him disappears. And now every hybrid on the farm looks way too excited.

Congratulations. You have no idea what this job is— but the hybrids definitely do.

( ! ) Multiple Male Characters x Reader , porn with little/no plot , short series (?) , crossover , NSFW , smut , potentially ooc characters , HYBRID/FARM AU , heat cycles

( ‪‪❤︎‬ ) Inspired by Mr. A's Farm

( ✎ ) ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE I apologize in advance for any grammar mistakes I might make in the future fics. And also, please do not be afraid to comment if I misplace or misuse a tag/warning!

( # ) To see more about this series, look at #■■.Farm au !

INTRODUCING our beloved farm hybrids! They’re strong, hardworking, loyal, and—according to your uncle—very eager to meet you. So please, take good care of them, dear. They’ve worked so hard, and they deserve only the best (you). ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

COW HYBRIDS

I. PHAINON — Sub! Phainon , milking/lactating , breeding , Male! Reader ...etc. II. DILUC — Sub! Diluc , overstimulation , milking/lactating , breeding , Fem! Reader ...etc. III. MYDEIMOS — Sub! Mydei , overstimulation , rough , manhandling , heat cycles , bondage , use of milking machine , breeding , Male! Reader ...etc. IV. NANAMI KENTO — Sub! Nanami , heat cycle , milking/lactating , use of milking machine , gn! Reader ...etc.

BULL HYBRIDS

I. TOJI FUSHIGURO — Dom Toji , breeding , knotting , rough sex , Male! Reader ...etc. II. SUKUNA RYOMEN— Dom Sukuna , rough sex, sadistic sukuna , Fem! Reader , breeding ...etc. III. BLADE — Switch Blade , bondage, rough sex , Gn! Reader ...etc.

DOG HYBRIDS

I. VARKA — Sub! Varka , edging , dacryphilia , breeding , pet play(?) , overstimulation , heat cycles , begging , Male! Reader ...etc. II. GALLAGHER— Sub! Gallager , knotting , breeding , heat cycles , semi-public sex , Male! Reader ...etc. III. ASHVEIL— Sub! Ashveil , Multiple use toys (tentacle dildos lol) , bondage , slightly masochist Ashveil , Fem! Reader ...etc.

CAT HYBRIDS

I. SUGURU GETO — Sub! Suguru , spanking , slight masochist suguru , breeding , tail/ears pulling , breeding , Male! Reader II. SATORU GOJO — Sub! Satoru , brat taming , rough sex , spanking , edging , BDSM , pegging , Fem! Reader ...etc. III. ARGENTI— Service Top! Argenti , slightly soft sex , praising , Gn! Reader ...etc. IV. JING YUAN — Switch Jing Yuan , slight edging , consensual somnophilia , overstimulation , lingerie , Gn! Reader ...etc.

SHEEP HYBRIDS

I. WELT YANG — Service Sub! Welt , blowjob , age difference , cum eating , fingering , Male Reader ...etc. II. CHOSO — Sub! Choso , roleplay , fingering , rough sex , gn! Reader ...etc. III. HIROMI HIRUGUMA — Sub! Hiromi , sleepy sex , praising , riding , overstimulation , Fem! Reader ...etc.

CHICKEN HYBRIDS

I. DAN HENG — Sub! Dan heng , breeding , egg fertilization , overstimulation , begging , praising , Male! Reader ...etc. II. ZHONGLI — Sub! Zhongli , overstimulation , fingering , begging , praising , pegging , Fem! Reader ...etc. III. SUNDAY — Sub! Sunday , lingerie , dacryphilia , overstimulation , rough sex , Gn! Reader ...etc.

SPECIALS !

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( ✎ ) PLEASE NOTE that some of these tags might change and I might add more characters/hybrids if I feel like it! AND EXPECT slow updates and frequent editing in the fics! I’ll be posting each fic in no specific order.

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[angelesca]

Hi Angie!! What do you think about domestic fluff reader/yn and Phainon sleeping in the same bed!?!?!

I love how you draw him so lovingly... do you draw with one hand and the other down your pants? /j💜💜

WHAAAAAAAT ༼༼;; ;°;ਊ°;༽ except im not drawing w either of my hands so ( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)

the rest is below! ʕ༼ •̀ ͜ʖ •́ ༽ʔ

[maopll]

they say your spouse's sleeping posture or habits tell what kind of a person they are

and oh boy...

"augh...*hack* damn..."

so what does it mean when your spouse who has either golden retriever energy or black cat energy (up to you), is quite literally enveloping you with his big, muscular body

he was sleeping so soundly too that you were more concerned over him not getting enough sleep instead of you almost suffocating

but hey he's warm

"mmm...soft...warm..."

he was mumbling in his sleep and with the way he was hugging you and caressing your body you pretty much guessed he was dreaming about you. cute as if that didn't melt your heart

for some reason he just slid downwards while he was in very very deep sleep and sluggishly climbed on top of you, with his head on your heart and his body snuggled between your legs

cracking a soft smile you threaded your fingers through his hair and gently scratched his head

"love..." you heard him say before his breathing evened out

"good night to us too"

kaeya, DILUC, zhongli, CHILDE, capitano, neuvillette, WRIOTHESLEY, VARKA, PHAINON, mydei, ASHVEIL, JING YUAN, blade(?), DIAVOLO, BEELZEBUB, malleus, LEONA, JACK, idia (trust i know he hides them pecs under those hoodies), CALEB, RAFAYEL, zayne, YUUJI

but honestly it can be for any character fr

© 2026 maopll. do not copy, repost or modify my work in any form . do NOT feed my work into AI

[neossence]

🏐 "𝑷𝑯𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑶𝑵 / 𝑲𝑯𝑨𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑨," ◦ ₊ㅤ ﹙ nsfw breeding you like a rabbit ꗃ .. smut mdni ꒰ ୨୧ ꒱ mina says reupload from toruzip ⁀ ˳ ⟡

Oh, how filthy he got in bed.

From the golden boy of Okhema city, the savior of Amphoreus, smiling and waving to citizens all around, to one of the meanest men in bed.

His hips never stop moving when he’s finally popped his dick inside your tight, wet cunt. He’s not shy about it either, whining and moaning loudly against the wet sounds of his hips slapping against your plump ass. His hands tightly holding onto your hips, making sure you can’t run away.

“F-fuckkkk.. g-gonna breed y-you.. g’nna make you all plump and round with my babies,” he’d hiccup and whisper against your sweat slicked skin. While you would whine and try to pry him off, telling him it had already been an hour since you two had begun. His balls would still be heavy with cum, slapping against your skin with a lewd ‘plap! plap! plap!’. His breathless chuckles would fill the air as his hips wouldn’t stop— in fact, he would start thrusting deeper and more purposefully.

The bed would shake, as you swore you could hear the faint cracks of the wooden bed frame giving way. There was no true night in Amphoreus, so you could still hear the faint sounds of city life going on just past the walls of your little home. “..p-phainon! Y-you’re gonna break the bed again..!” You’d cry and moan, nails digging into his back and leaving red hot marks.

Phainon’s hips wouldn’t stop, oh no.

He’d only get filthier, more lewd and needy. Whimpering into the crook of your neck, “p-please… just l-let me.. ngh— shit.. g’nna c-cum again…” he’d groan, and before you could even complain to him— his hips would be erratically thrusting into your sloppy pussy. Previous white sticky seed already oozing out around his thrusting cock, as he would shudder and cum inside you. Hot thick ropes of his seed spilling deep inside you, no doubt in wanting to fertilise your womb.

“Iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou” he’d quickly mutter, his hips coming to a slow roll. Stirring up the sticky mess inside you. His pelvis grinding against your overstimulated clit.

“…do you wanna go again, baby—”

“Phainon, the black tide will be more merciful than me if you ask another stupid question.” You huffed to him quickly, limbs sore and aching all over.

“…is that a yes, then?”

© 𝑵𝑬𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 ★ do not copy, translate, or republish my work, do not use for ai training.

[tyuoui]

Siren!Phainon

Don't trust him! he'll drown you