#not!posts

[z-the-zebra]

i need to stop referring to occurring events as “canonical”

[z-the-zebra]

i log in i see this:

i log out

@lostinmyfictionaluniverses​ why are you like this

[z-the-zebra]

give me attention or i will literally shrivel up and die

[z-the-zebra]

All of you are terrible. I hate you all and i hate this hellsite

[z-the-zebra]

Do you think if i fell off the face of the earth anyone would notice