Nov 21, 2017
Anybody?
#Daily Star#Nuts#PEANUTS#Raisin#Salad#Well#I say salad#Trading Standards might not be happy#Brummy#Nut and Raisin Salad#Unsalted mixed nuts#And raisins#Put them in a dish#Not a bowl#Not a plate#Not a ramekin#We're not fucking BARBARIANS#Mayonnaise#Stir it in#It's like a Waldorf Salad#Except for the edibility#Other than that#Can't tell them apart#Delicious#Again#Trading Standards#It's a taste sensation#The sensation is equal parts pain and disgust#But still#Sensation