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someone tell me to stop checking my email

looking every fifteen minutes waiting for the email I want isn’t going to help anything it’s just going to make me even more anxious to get it. I don’t even know if it’s coming today. I just want it to

chill out queen

#Not academia #Emails #this isn’t even a work email thing #In fact the email I desire today is purely a token of my inherent narcissism #I need to relax #But I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted to receive an email so badly #Ughhh #a watched pot never boils #Etc etc #rin speaks #curse my noted lack of chill

My room looks like it was imported from the set of the Addams family, and yet I dress like a gumball machine wearing a bowtie.

#Conflicting aesthetics #gothic #acedemic #Not academia #I’m talking young Sheldon vibes here.#Is this a vibe?#what even am i #does this count as #goth aesthetic #i’m genuinely curious #shitpost

Sometimes I do love answering phones at work bc a fairly common occurrence is like

Me: thank you for calling (law office) how may I help you today

Them: I wanna schedule a consultation for a divorce

Me: okay what’s your name

Them: (name)

Me: okay and who is this versus

Them, in the most disdainful voice possible: ummmmm…my wife?

Me:…

Them:…

Me: What is your wife’s name?

Them: Oh

#not academia #work stuff #idk there’s just something I find very funny about people thinking I’m fucking stupid #I don’t always word it like that mostly because I do get this response a fair amount #like I’ll just say what’s your spouses name or whatever #but since we do custody stuff etc as well who is this versus is usually the best way to word it #so sometimes I just say that #but like idk there’s something about like #you’ll ask me a million questions I literally cannot answer bc I am Not Qualified To Give Legal Advice #and won’t understand that what you’re asking me is a legal advice question #but you think I don’t know that the person you’re divorcing is your spouse #idk it makes me either laugh or get all pissy #and I’d much rather just laugh

I have a very serious case of Am-I-Really-Human-Itis

The only cure is to get a new tattoo

Somebody please venmo me $200

#brain buzz too loud #not academia #just dumbassery #I will have to start saving for a new one soon be #I may go crazy without one

Might make an actual academia post that no one needs for once instead of just a random post that no one needs

Just set up my bookshelf over my desk at my new place and I put more thought into it than was necessary (ofc) and I feel like I need to write it all down somewhere anyway so like

Yeah I think y’all are gonna get a super detailed analysis of my bookshelf soon

#not academia #the post anyway #dumbass academia mood #life stuff

I’ve been waiting for the other shoe to drop on the fact that we never should’ve passed our fire safety inspection at the office but today the landlord’s insurance guy is coming around and I’m so curious to hear what he says

#mostly because like #we Did pass our fire safety inspection #but only because the guy didn’t actually check the last thing that needed fixed #not academia #work stuff #also the reason the guy didn’t actually check all the stuff he was supposed to was because it was our 3rd inspection #but like #the building is sinking into the ground anyway so #whatever

About to lose my fucking mind I need to rip something to pieces and then cry because I feel guilty about ripping something to pieces

#like the good ol days #not academia #no but seriously I’m understimulated and dying #I think my fingers are mainly just itchy from wanting to write but I don’t have anything to write rn #god I wish I had some embroidery with me or something #my hands need something if the rest of me has to act human

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