#not funny

[user-cigarettesmoke]

that moment when remember how good the fanfic u lost by accidentally refreshing the page could have been........

[phallusmagnificus]

[doll-laced]

Me when I can't stop imagining cracking my s/o instead of focusing on affirming myself to sleep

[blissfulstatic]

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!

[fireh0under]

i need to grind against a guy in his bed

[nonbinaryjudean]

panties that say THE ZIONIST ENTITY. matching bra that says ZIONIST ENTITTIES

[systemdeez]

Whatever. Not my fellowship, not my ring.