I just. Want you to imagine something. Coming home and seeing your sexy man Aizawa in bed, asleep. Obviously you’re all hot an bothered, so you prowl in like a cat, silent and seductive. You get to the bed and peel back the covers and— He’s in his bright yellow sleeping bag. You wanted to go down on him, but he’s literally got down ON him. I don’t take criticism. You’re welcome.
I just wanna say that I know who you are, and I’m sending you to gay baby jail with Wolfie and Cheese.
And listen. I can get down with the down. You can’t disturb slumber husband when he’s just trying to stay extra cozy during these unforgiving winters. But I will force myself into the cocoon with him. He signed up for this, it’s fine.
And I can always just go down on him in the shower the next morning HIZZAHT











