#not lying though

[gaysneeg]

what did I do to deserve my mutuals all of you are so cool and swag ily

[mothpile]

tbh gay sex is actually so good maybe even so much so that it actually makes gay good.

heh. april fools.

[withelephantsandcoffee]

I haven't seen my boyfriend in three weeks because of long distance. I'm gonna suck his dick for hours on Monday.

😂😂😂

[sterlingtheprincechicken]

Fable legends

Wat in hot nation! I kept thinking about Sterling and Shroud naked together in bed covered in white stuff.

[420siren-blog]

Unemployed actor...

Benefits Britain has an unemployed actor this week. Is that actually a thing, or when people ask what I do, can I say, I'm a unemployed astrophysicist...

[onepilots]

i just want to forget about mortality and put glitter on my face

[little-big]

F: *hands me a spade*

Me: (singing) I like to dig, dig, dig!

F: *hands me a rake*

Me: (singing) I like to rake, rake, rake!

F: *hands me a garden fork*

Me: (singing) I like to fork, uh... fork....fork...

[thetsunderemage]

*is about to watch a movie with lots of negative reviews for academic purposes*