#not quite...

[splongebobby]

happy international asexuality day! 🖤🤍💜

everyone in mphfpc is on the ace spectrum because i say so and horace is especially because i love him extra

(inspired by @cauls-antique-pepperbox-pistol 's trans visibility day post; i really didnt realize how similar they were until i was finished lol...! 😅)

[felidform]

why does tumblr cut off your blog title so early this is far funnier than it should be to me

[keviolah]

Narrator: [Christie] made Kat believe she was the pawn. Kathryn: I recognize a conniving bitch when I see one. I’ll backdoor her when I get the chance....

[thelegendofclarke]

why does people even think you are anti-D?

Because I ship Jonsa… obviously.

Shipping Jonsa is (evidently) also the reason that I (apparently):

am a stupid Sansa Stan

hate Arya

don’t actually like Jon’s and only use him as Sansa’s dick provider

These are all things people have said to me, multiple times, in complete seriousness.

I was unaware of these legally binding, mandatory addenda when I signed my Lifetime Shipper Contract… But here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[xsongmihix]

*^^*

Just went on an excellent Friend-Date with my co-worker, seeleyandtemperance. We had dinner, walked around the town center, and ended up chatting over drinks [at Panera] for a solid hour.

[forbiddenpebble]

Conversation of the night

Me: (Joking around about not caring if guys are rich) Haha I don't care if he's got money I just care if he's got a dick lol

Friend: ....All guys do...

Me: Not necessarily! Genitals don't equal gender!

Friend: So you're afraid you'll fall in love with a lesbian pretending to be a boy...?

[ultravioletness]

"ça fait déja deux ans que je suis mort"