#not stridercest

[xrolasmoment]

I literally just randomly started imagining Dirk being short. Like this.

[dendart]

birthday boys! hard to believe theyre 21 now

thanks @tumblr picture quality

[twiistedsin]

I have the best Kismesis.

Best V-day present ever created.

I can not wait to get this.

[jesusniptits-blog]

How can you see into my eyes

Like open doors

Leading you down into my core

Where I've become so numb

[themoirailforhire]

Just a Taste pt. 1

"No! Leave him alone!" The sound of blood splatting against the wall and a hard thumb forced Dave's eyes open. His heart raced as he rushed to his bed room door bursting through it looking over the railing into his living room. Everything was fine. No blood, no body.

"It was just a nightmare...." The blond fell silent as his bro walked into the apartment a single plastic bag in his hand. His shaded face looked up at his bro, a crooked smirk crawled across his face.

"That outfit for me Dave? I must say you look smashing."

Dave was taken back by this remark as he looked down, he was wearing one of his bro's shirts which covered everything important, even though he was covered by his trusted MLP boxers. His shades hung from the collar and he quickly put them on, and scowling at his brother. "Should really stop looking at little kids Bro, people might get the wrong idea."

"But your wearing my favorite underwear bro, come here and let me touch that butt." He laughed and moved to the couch putting his bag down and looking at his responsibility through the corner of his eye. "Your not stampeding out, does that mean your contemplating coming here?"

Dave shook his head. "No you pervert. Just wondering whats in the bag."

"A gift."

"For me? That's kind of gay bro."

"Last time I checked your computer so are you." Dave's face lit up like a tomato as he looked down and gripped the railing. "It's for the new family that moved in across the street."

"I guess that means I have to go with you to say hello?"

"Yea bro. Now go change cloths and put some pants on." He moved to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of apple juice. "Unless you want the boy next door to see your... Incising underwear."

"No bro. Just no." The younger of the two walked back into his room shutting the door. He shook his head and removed his bros shirt throwing it onto his already cluttered bed and grabbed some pants from the floor pulling them on, cause all his clothes are clean. Unless he throws em in bros room.

He grabbed a shirt from off his desk and slipped it on over his head before putting his phone in his pocket. He could hear the front door open and close, his brother left without him. The blond teen sighed and sat down on his bed, some flashbacks of his dream played through his mind but were easily shaken away.

He got up and left his room and apartment heading down the stairs and outside the building he lived in looking across the street seeing his new neighbors house. Bro already standing by the door waiting for Dave before knocking. "Fucking retard." The teen adjusted his shades before running across the street to the front door. "Why did you bother to wait?"

"Because I didn't want you to make a fool of yourself."

The older of the two rang the door bell. "Haha, doesn't your comedy come with a warning for the potential threat to peoples boredom levels?"

"Yea because your so much better."

The door opened as the younger of the two opened his mouth, another boy stood in the doorway, his black curly hair barely out of his crystal blue eyes because his glasses. Over bite could be seen even through the astonished look on his face. "D-Dave?"

The blond boy was silent as he stared back at the boy greeting him, the blond nodded lightly. His face was getting warm as it turned a slight shade of pink. "...Those blue eyes are so beautiful..."

"Dude that was so gay."

Dave jumped and shook his head before gaining control of himself again. "It was a joke, Bro this is John the guy I talk to online. You know Egderp?"