#not-classpects

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Closing the ask box!

Sorry about that, it’s just that between my 2 week tumblr break, school starting soon and the slightly intimidating 38 asks in the inbox, I might need a bit of a breather :<

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So guess who can’t plan for sh*t

Sylph over here

I’m going to China for two weeks or so for the holidays

Guess what doesn’t work in China

Tumblr

To combat this, Witch and I have both gotten Yahoo accounts so (hopefully) she can keep me updated all the way until I get back on the 18th, but just be warned that until I get back this blog is probably gonna go into more or less hibernation.

(As if we weren’t dead enough before)

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BOOM BABY

Hey guys!! I’m back! (yes, just me, Sylph, don’t think Mage is gonna be back anytime soon D:)

So, first things first, I changed around some things around the blog (shouldn’t be too much of a problem though having to re-link everything on the masterlist is gonna be a pain, just thought the old joke was getting, well, old). 

Next, we have a new mod, the Witch of Space! Say hi!

Whee, so I've gotten into Homestuck and classpecting, and I'm sort of joining? So hey, I'm Witch, who's creativity disappears and reappears like a master illusionist and who helps Sylph with fraymotifs (can't promise they are helpful though) and classpecting (same thing).

As for, well, actual posts, I’ve finally cleared out the ListTM and am now going to work my way through the rest of the stuff piled up in the ask box and I sincerely apologise to everyone who sent in those asks and for the people who’s posts I have just put up, god it’s been a while /)m(\. In the meantime, feel free to send in any asks you have! :D

~Sylph

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another of these!

Tagged by: @deathwithgloomy​ 

Tags: (Do it!) and this is the precise moment I realise I have no friends on this damn site @sburbian-denizens @creative-classpect @maid-of-time-classpects @inkowletiridesca (you are so doing this after you become a mod)

Name: umm no

Nickname(s): I honestly don’t really have any, real name-based or otherwise

Zodiac sign: Cancer 

Height: 168cm/5′7 and dammit I’m proud of it

Age: Old enough to be the mom friend

Orientation: bluhhhh I dunno

Ethnicity: no

Favorite fruit: Orange or dragon fruit but really I’m not picky

Favorite season: Winter 

Favorite book series: ....shit I can’t chose (probably either Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones but there are def some more I’m forgetting

Favorite flowers: Lavender, forget-me-not

Favorite scent(s): Sea breeze, freshly baked cookies, the air right after a downpour 

Coffee, tea, or cocoa: Either cocoa or coffee 

Cat or dog person: Cat :3

Average hours of sleep: bluh depends on the time of year (right now I’m guessing around 6-7hrs) 

Favorite fictional characters: Ohhh damn theres a lot ahh I’m sorry Toriel and Sans from Undertale, all the Beta kids + Roxy, Calliope, Aradia, Sollux, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Mituna and Latula from Homestuck, RGB, TOby and Assok from TPoH, Ava, Crow and Raven from Ava’s Demon, Romano, Canada, China, England, Romania, Bulgaria and all the Nordics from Hetalia (am I missing someone?? idfk)

OTP(s): Arasol and Mitula (Homestuck), Prucan, Sufin, Dennor, HongIce and platonic Robul (Hetalia)

Dream trip:

Alone: Someplace remote and quiet, preferably with a lot of plants nearby(?)

With a friend(or two): Really anywhere would be cool - Long roadtrips, visiting famous cities and sites and stuff (basically if I’m going with a friend I really don’t particularly mind exactly where we’re going)

Blog(s) created: There’s this one, my personal @a-blue-hoodie, and @publicschoolerquotes​ which I kinda created on a whim but haven’t updated in like two months

Number of followers: 343 (why just why I haven’t posted anything for like months)

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Things I’ve heard people say in school

Cuz y’all apparently like this idea

The police force was useless.

Every time is a good time to say shit. 

English Literature teacher: …and you all look like frogs.

Same literature teacher: …you sit there, you be a pig

I don't want to be a monkey anymore.

The actor who did Frodo is very good at groaning when he got stabbed.

That's just like some creepy turtle

I have a dubious balloon floating around my table.

I'm getting marks for having an existential crisis.

The British were geniuses and they invented machines that mean we can be lazy.

Geography teacher: Nature is never straight. (bonus: nature is very gay)

Biology teacher: The artery of the wall

Why would you hang out with a bush

Me: I wish my bag had a search function.

Friend: I wish my life had a search function so I can find where my soul is.

I’ve got more by the way. A lot more.

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Things I’ve heard people in school say pt.2

More quotes cuz yes

The rock is rotting

Student 1 (on who would win in a fight):"I'm taller."

Student 2: "I exercise."

Student 1:"I carry a bass around." 

Also, what is the largest planet in the solar system? This person said the Sun

Ew go away

We have been cleaning this bitch… beach…

Biology teacher: ...coronary heart

Won't the vein explode

Biology teacher: The actual worm of the mealworm

Student 1: "Try to sound as sincere as possible"

Student 2:"But it's the teacher that we hate"

I dunno from where but she's bleeding

Nobody likes maple syrup. It tastes like a tree.

Um… are you alive…?

It's probably German. German's dubious

WE'RE NOT SPENDING THAT MUCH MONEY SHIPPING A DONKEY

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Why do parents have such a huge problem with earphones. 

Seriously.