#not-human-anymore

[absantia-blog]

@not-human-anymore started following you

what’s up. i’m sans.

[gerendumtelegnostic]

Garnet I need your help

Of course.

What’s happening?

[blue-and-black-hero]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

*SIGH*

[blue-and-black-hero]

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Shouldn’t I be using this one on you?

[blue-and-black-hero]

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

This one was also clever, bit redundant, but still clever.

[blue-and-black-hero]

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Okay this one was clever.

Also original.

[blue-and-black-hero]

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

.....But

[blue-and-black-hero]

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

I swear I’ve heard this one before...