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Sherlock mentally went through his etiquette lessons to see if he could remember what the appropriate response was when a world-renowned assassin has threatened to shoot you, knocked you out, and kidnapped you, and was now offering you tea. He drew a blank, and for the first time in years, regretted deleting all of the social protocols his mother had taught him.

Sherlock finds himself at a bit of a loss (chp. 1)

In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. by notbeloved07 (AO3) Sherlock (TV) – Teen – Sherlock Holmes/John Watson #Alternate Universe #BAMF!John #BAMF!Sherlock #Crack #Assassin!John #Predator/Prey flirtation #Weird Courtship #Some sexual innuendo #Some Moral Ambiguity #Drug use mentioned

This is a fill for this prompt, found (here).

“Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he’s brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother’s taste in men, etc.”

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John raised an eyebrow. “You know, sometimes it’s hard to remember which one of us is the notorious criminal.” Sherlock rolled his eyes, mumbling something about “pedestrian” and “stereotyping”.

Sherlock has some issues (chp. 1*) *3 by text

In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. by notbeloved07 (AO3) Sherlock (TV) – Teen – Sherlock Holmes/John Watson #Alternate Universe #BAMF!John #BAMF!Sherlock #Crack #Assassin!John #Predator/Prey flirtation #Weird Courtship #Some sexual innuendo #Some Moral Ambiguity #Drug use mentioned

This is a fill for this prompt, found (here).

“Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he’s brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother’s taste in men, etc.”

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­“That was not the most romantic thing you could have said in response to my heartfelt letter.” “Romantic? Was it romantic to pick-pocket me?” “I had to get the message to you without you fleeing at the sight of me. And besides, you kidnapped me.” “You were pursuing me across London! And then you chased me halfway around the world.” “But you enjoy a good chase.”

Both Sherlock and John are idiots who don’t know how to communicate (chp. 1*) *3 by text

In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. by notbeloved07 (AO3) Sherlock (TV) – Teen – Sherlock Holmes/John Watson #Alternate Universe #BAMF!John #BAMF!Sherlock #Crack #Assassin!John #Predator/Prey flirtation #Weird Courtship #Some sexual innuendo #Some Moral Ambiguity #Drug use mentioned

This is a fill for this prompt, found (here).

“Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he’s brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother’s taste in men, etc.”

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Summary: "Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured. Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he's brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee? Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother's taste in men, etc."

(10k, Teen, awkward dates, BAMF!John, assasin!John, mentions of kidnapped children, get together)

This is such a fun AU and such a fun courtship. They’re weirdly adorable in this and I really enjoy this different version of John.

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Author: notbeloved07 Title: In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. Pairing(s): Sherlock/John Summary: "Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he's brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee? Rating: PG-13 Warning(s): -   Word Count: 10,768

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BATCH SIX 2: In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin by notbeloved07

In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. (10768 words) by notbeloved07 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Jim Moriarty Additional Tags: BAMF!John, BAMF!Sherlock, Alternate Universe, assassin!john, (But not in a dark way), Predator/Prey flirtation, (But not the scary kind), Spoilers for A Study in Pink (S01E01), Some sexual innuendo, Slightly morally ambiguous characters (but only slightly), Crack, Weird Courtship Summary:

This is a fill for this prompt, found here.

"Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he's brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother's taste in men, etc."

AO3

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Author: notbeloved07 Title: No Force in the Universe Can Stop Me Pairing(s): Bruce/Tony, Happy/Pepper Summary: Instead of taking out Tony's arc-reactor, Obadiah Stane kidnapped Tony, faked his death in a "lab accident", imprisoned him, and forced him to design weapons for Stane.

Bruce is going about his day hacking Stark Industries to learn more about the Hulkbuster weapons when he comes across some discrepancies in the code--subtle things, like inefficient loops in otherwise streamlined code, bizarre variable names, or incorrect comments.

Intrigued, he goes through all the code of SI's weapons industry, comes up with a pattern, and finds the messages Tony has been hiding in the code.

And then he goes and busts Tony out. Lots of badassery, including on Tony's part--he may be defeated, but he's not broken.

Rating: PG-13 Warning(s): AU  Word Count: 15,281

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This story is fluffy and funny! John is an assassin, kidnap's Sherlock for a date and has a tea menu.